Dear Monday, you are like nails on chalkboard when I'm having a headache....
Dear Tuesday, you are like kissing a girl you first have to exhume...
Dear Wednesday, you are like a burning sensation while I pee....
Dear Thursday, you are like a taste of vomit on an early Sunday morning...
Dear Friday, you are like a loud, wet fart in a crowded room...
Dear Saturday, you are like steroids in a urine test...
Dear Sunday, you are like lice in a super-model's hair...